mahaz

Commandment 1
> > > Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and
> > > lightning.
> > >
> > > Commandment 2
> > > If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every
> > > word you say, talk in your sleep.
> > >
> > > Commandment 3
> > > Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
> > >
> > > Commandment 4
> > > Married life is very frustrating! In the first 3 years of
> > > marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
> > > From 4th - 7th year and on , the woman speaks and the man
listens.

> > > In the rest of the year, they both speak and the neighbours
> > > listen.
> > >
> > > Commandment 5
> > > When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure

> > > of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
> > >
> > > Commandment 6
> > > Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble
starts when they try to decide which one.
> > >
> > > Commandment 7
> > > Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
> > > something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
> > >
> > > Commandment 8
> > > Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical
> > and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
> > >
> > > Commandment 9
> > > Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why the
> > > wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
> > >
> > > Commandment 10
> > > A man is incomplete until he is married.
> > > After that, he is finished.

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